Middle Ages

  Hey guys, it's Anonymous Elizabeth coming at you with an advice column! A bunch of people submitted questions anonymously, and I'll be answering them!

Q: What should I do if I stole something but I don't want to get my hands cut off? Please help!

A: Honestly, the best thing to do would be to just admit it. You'll get caught anyway, so maybe if you confess you'll get away with a less harsh punishment.

Q: I'm really bored and sad all the time. Is there a healthy way to cope with this?

A: Well, this is called the "Dark Ages" for a reason... just deal with it like the rest of us.

Q: How do I protect my home from thieves?

A: Personally, I use a guard dog, so if a thief ever tries to break in, I hear the dog barking.

Q: People keep getting sick with incurable diseases... I'm so scared, what do I do?

A: Just try to stay away from as many people as you can to keep yourself safe until a cure comes out!

Q: All my family and friends are migrating away from me! Do I go with them or stay?

A: The situation depends from person to person, but if I were you, I'd stay where you are so you don't end up catching the black death (or worse) from your friends and family.